How do you like your crumpets?

When I was younger, I read about crumpets at tea time in books. Since it was tea time and you had cakes with your tea, I always assumed that crumpets were sweet. I was wrong.

Crumpets are savoury little breads that you can have with butter, jam, marmite or whatever you imagine. So how do I eat my crumpets?

I like to pull out the toaster (which I hardly use). Then when it pops up …

I like to spread some of this …