Dear Dunkin' - Goodbye.
Dear Dunkin’ Donuts,
I’ll admit, I am a Starbucks girl. However, there is a drink that you carry that I love, it’s called the Dunkaccino and it’s the perfect blend of chocolatey goodness. Your Dunkaccino is a bit of a treat to me, so today, as I was on my way to get my car cleaned, I decided to go to the nearest Dunkin’ Donuts and get myself a nice, large, pipping hot Dunkaccino.
As I waited to get to the front of the line my thoughts turned to my tasks for the day, I’d get my hot Dunkaccino, fill up my almost empty gas tank and take my car to get washed. Sipping the hot beverage to keep warm as I wait. It’s very cold today, rather windy.
I stood at the front of the line and placed my order, “A large Dunkaccino please” as I handed a twenty to the cashier. Then, disaster!
“We don’t have change for that.”
I looked at the cashier, looked at the bill in my hand wondering, did a magically hundred dollar bill appear in my hand? Surely I took out a twenty, after all I only had two twenties in my wallet. No, it’s still a twenty dollar bill.
“Are you serious?” I ask him.
“Yes, we don’t have change for that.”
“I don’t have any change! I only have a twenty!”
I rifled through my purse trying to find anything to make up the $2.27 charge. “I don’t have any change!” I said, hopelessly.
“Do you have change for a twenty there?” the cashier asks the man standing next to me in line.
I look at the customer, he looks at me, he smirks, checks his wallet and pulls out four fives.
“Do you have change for a this?” another cashier asks, pulling out a ten dollar bill.
We exchanged another look, he smiled, shrugged, then said, “No.” to me he said, “I’ve never seen this before.”
“It’s the Customer’s Bank for Dunkin’ Donuts!” I replied. Thankfully they finally had change and I could now get my Dunkaccino.
Five minutes ticked pass until the cashier called to me from the machine, “We don’t have any Dunkaccino.”
“Are you kidding me?!” I was shocked, my eyes widen in amazement, is this real life?
“No, I’m not joking.” He replied.
So you see Dunkin’ Donut, I left without my Dunkaccino and went to Starbucks, where they were able to provide me with change and a hot chocolate. I’m sorry it didn’t work out between us today, maybe another time.