On Zombies and Unicorns

I’m quite amazed that a lot of search terms that come to my blog contains the words “zombie” and “unicorn”. So, dear searcher, I will do you a favour and help you out with your zombie/unicorn search.

That Starbucks/Barnes and Noble zombie plush that you want? Boom! I found these at a Starbucks inside of a Barnes and Noble.

For that Zombie Identification (Chart), you can thank Think Geek for this lovely little number. If I must have a zombie after me, I’d much prefer the crawler, for all I know, I might want to dance with the Thriller – and that’s how the Thriller gets you … entice you with dance.

If you are looking for Zombie vs. Unicorn, then you’re in look! As a bookish person I know just what you are looking for – Justine Larbalestier and Holly Black’s anthology of the same name. Josh Cochran did the cover for this fun book.

And finally, the person who wanted pictures of “pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows”, well, I think what you really wanted is this video:

Zombies vs. Unicorns

I walked into Starbucks in Barnes and Noble and saw these, just in time for Halloween. Zombie plushies! They look kinda cute. I wanted a boy and girl zombie, but then I stopped myself. Not only can I NOT give this to any children I know – imagine the angry parents! – I have absolutely no use for plush zombies!

Unicorn Meat on the other hand, now this is a product I can use.

actual amazon review

Though, I have to admit, that Amazon review was a bit off putting…

At least it was until I realized I had Leprechaun Sauce in stock! Speaking of Unicorn Meat …

I’m very happy to announce that Think Geek has done it again. “Done what?” you might ask… well, nothing really, but in case of a Zombie Emergency I can now identify the zombie that’s coming after me. If it’s the Thriller Zombie, all I have to do is blend in with my thriller moves.

And with that I leave you with … Pink, fluffy, unicorns dancing on rainbows.